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[TF2] Jungle Update Live now!

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Team Service Announcements:
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Where we play:
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Want to chat about TF2? I don't know if anyone actually still does this.
irc.slashnet.org #paforums_tf2

Nevar forget:
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A Song of Sugar & Syrup: George R. R. Martin Presents: RIVERDALE

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Come on in for your weekly indulgence in all the juicy vices of your favorite, new small-town.

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Our characters:

Veronica
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She's new in town, being dragged back to her mom's hometown after their father gets imprisoned for being Satan? Either way she's awesome and wears wicked capes and drops pop-culutre references that she shouldn't know. She's so far kissed two of the main characters.

Betty
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Betty has great grades and is slaying it in her extra-curricular activities. I mean, she's looking really great for college except that she'll die deep down in the friend zone. Her sister might be insane, her mom is TERRIFYING and even Betty has a killer-side to her... Watch out for her... She's kissed one of the main characters.

Stupid Sexy Archie
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He's STUPID. He's also SEXY. He's Archie and he makes an impressive amount of terrible decisions all fueled by his dick. He's kissed three of the main characters.

Cheryl
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Cheryl might be the actual Christian devil, but she's definetly the best character by far. She is so mean and so glamorous and there is a solid 80% chance she was fucking her twin brother. Main characters kissed: None, but maybe (80% sure) her dead twin brother...

Jughead
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We're on the fence if he exists... He is our Brick-like noir narrator who only cares for two things: Justice and hamburgers. Main characters kissed: Zero.

Kevin
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Kevin is Betty's gay best friend and definitely not Zonugal in any way. Kevin has so far kissed no other main character, but give him time.

Moose
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He's hung like a well... And he's going through some stuff, he's not gay! You're gay! Shut up! I HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM! He's definetly kissed no main character. No kissing...

Reggie
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Reggie is awesome but kind of a major dick but he's awesome like that. He's kissed no one yet.

Josie
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Josie is in a little band you've likely never heard of it, Josie and the Pussycats. Well she's kind of a big deal and she doesn't want no scrubs. We haven't seen Josie kiss anyone else yet, but I'm sure Stupid Sexy Archie will ruin that.

Miss Grundy
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Well... Jeez... How do I describe Miss Grundy??? She's done some really bad stuff and looks to be doing more in the direct future. So far she's kissed one main character and it isn't great!

Luke Perry
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Somebody let Luke Perry into the show and nobody has the will to show him the door.

But lets discuss all the beauty, splendor and majesty of this fine programming on the CW.

The Winter Holiday Countdown to Extravagant Jubilation

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Happy Holidays!

As we're now officially in December we can properly anticipate & participate in the annual celebration of our favorite winter-time holidays!

Do you celebrate the titan of all winter holidays, Christmas? I hear there is a war on it! They keep saying it, I can't see it, but sure!?!?
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Maybe you favor the Jewish faith and partake in Hanukkah. It takes place over eight days and involves a candle.
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Or perhaps you're funky fresh and celebrate Kwanzaa, which I honestly know nothing about...
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Either way I, Zonugal, friend to all, will countdown the days to December 25th with what I shall decree as the best winter holiday films as well as the best holiday foods to go along with that.

If you disagree, I hate you.

Dec 1st: Black Christmas (2006) and Terry's Chocolate Oranges
Dec 2nd: The Hebrew Hammer and the McRib
Dec 3rd: A Very Sunny Christmas and the Yule Log
Dec 4th: Home Alone 2 and White Chocolate Puppy Chow
Dec 5th: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Pecan Pie
Dec 6th: Eyes Wide Shut and Potato Latke
Dec 7th: Krampus and Candy Canes
Dec 8th: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and Fruitcake
Dec 9th: ???
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The weather is cold, the food is warm, the drinks are stiff and we're all hopefully better off with everyone showing a bit more kindness in these darker days.

I wish you a the best holidays.

The [College Basketball] thread that needs a time out. No, the other kind.

Architecture, Landscape Design, and Interior Design!

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Sorry I distracted the Love thread!

I will flesh this out (haha maybe this is the love thread) later tonight, but I didn't want to be responsible for too much sidetracking.

Are you interested in cool architecture? Historic or modern? Both?

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Fascinating landscape design?

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Stunning interiors? Minimalist interiors?

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This is the place for you!

It's not just Japan anymore! The whole world's watching to see [Persona 5]'s next move.

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Let's do a Camp Counseling

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hi hello everybody!

it's a camp counseling thread!

it's the camp counseling thread!

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so what’s a camp counseling you may be asking? well, it’s a thing i been doing off and on for like a fucking decade at this point. the gist is i like a lot of weird and dumb and absurd movies. and, since i swim in trash on the reg, i discover a ton of shit ya’ll gotta see. with the internet, i can do that super easy.

so, i get a bunch of cats together and we watch some trash via the internet (usually rabb.it)

but there’s a twist!!!!

when you show up to the chat room or theater (hopefully, someday, maybe), you will not know what is being played!!!!

it’s a complete mystery!!!

you could see anything: trashy, bottom bin horror movies! direct to video action flicks from the eighties! eurosleaze! blaxploitation! lifetime original movies! and every ridiculous thing in between. also, probably a lot of chad lowe. that dude pops up a lot when you deep dive into the cinema dumpster.

to get kind of a feel of what kinda movies you may see, here’s some previously featured movies (in no way is this a complete list, as i been doing this off and on for years and i ain’t write down shit.)

highway to hell
dreamaniac
the nude vampire
cool breeze
street trash
sexting in suburbia
dollman
uncle sam
evolver
rock ‘n’ roll nightmare
the video dead

they are run every friday at 8pm pst. before go live, the link to the rabb.it room will be posted up in this mug. ya’ll gotta get in on this shit!

Final Fantasy 14. All in town music replaced by Bards playing jpop covers.

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We all love Final Fantasy 14.

Not cause the games fun or anything (it is though), because it's the best fantasy dress up around.

What kinda character you playing as?

Cats

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I like cats. This cat is named Yellow Baby but usually I just call him YB. Do you have a cat? Post your cat or cats please.

The James Van Der Beek [TV THREAD]?

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I didn't see one so I'm making one and I'm making it all about James Van Der Beek nee Van Der Beek.

He was born on March 8 1977 making him the sexiest 40 year old I've ever seen. Hailing from Cheshire Connecticut his first real claim to fame was as The Motherfucking Dawson in Dawson's Creek.

He then rose to a new height in the movie Varsity Blues where he played the sad sack intelligent QB that didn't play by the rules and only had to play at all because the star QB, beautifully portrayed by the late, great Paul Walker, was injured due to John Voight's questionable coaching and Billy Bob's concussion.

After that he shows up in a few things until he gets the role of a lifetime playing himself in the show Don't Trust the B in APT 23.

Sadly that show was gone too soon but it did free him up for his greatest role of all time on

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Sadly that she was also gone too soon... He seems to be cursed lately...

Here's a pic of The Beek to enjoy!

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a Horizon: Zero Dawn thread - now with cold!

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If there's anything these soulless hype videos should tell you, it's that BIG THINGS are HAPPENING this WEEKEND

First there's the second annual Geoff Keighley Flips A Doritos-Branded Coin Awards, the Game Awards, which will air live tonight

But let's be honest here, the thing people tune into the Game Awards for is a bunch of trailers for new games

There'll be a new thing for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, there'll be gameplay for Mass Effect: Andromeda, I'm hearing rumors that the long-awaited sequel to Rocket: Robot on Wheels may also finally be confirmed, 17 years in the making!

But then, 2 days later, The Playstation Experience happens

The Playstation Experience doesn't even pretend to have awards that you should be invested in, it's just allllllll trailers

Hideo Kojima is bringing his new game Death Stranding, his fanfiction about his best friend Norman Reedus; Atlus is bringing Persona 5 in English, just to dangle it in front of you and take it away because you deserve it, you worm; there will probably be an announcement of Marvel vs. Capcom 4, where the main conflict this time is all the characters trying to figure out who hates the X-Men more

The Game Awards are tonight at 8:30 eastern time, 5:30 pacific, and the Playstation Experience kicks off on Saturday at 12:30 pm eastern, 9:30 pacific

The thread for things with more/less than two legs (NSF ento/arachno/ophidiophobes)

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Hello there!

Welcome to the thread for everything that creeps, crawls, or slithers!

It's certainly the season for insects, spiders and snakes, but we can appreciate them year round too!

Even though they might be frightening to some, creatures like these can be stunningly beautiful, and really quite fascinating.

Let's take a look at some creepy-crawlies that might just change someone's mind on whether they're creepy after all!

That little fellow up there is a Bold Jumper, a beautiful little fellow with metallic blue mouthparts. Don't be afraid of him, because he isn't afraid of you! The bold jumper is an inquisitive little spider, and will happily jump up to a waiting hand to see what's going on. Like the vast majority of spiders, they're completely harmless and very charming! The Bold Jumper is a common species, so try taking a look for one sometime! You'll be glad you did.

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This is a personal favorite of mine:the Labyrinth Orbweaver
The Labyrinth Orbweaver gets its name from the unique web it builds. Like a tiny camper in the woods, this forest dwelling species builds itself a little tent out of a leaf, which it integrates into a tangled web, hence the labyrinth name. They hide inside the tent as they wait for prey to come flying by, emerging to drag captured bugs back or to make additions to the web. I've been lucky enough to find one of these lovely spiders nearby, and I've been visiting her often. She laid eggs recently, and although this unfortunately means she doesn't have long left to live, I'm excited to see her offspring hatch and balloon away on little silk strands to find their own spot for a web.

Spiders are pretty cool, no?

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As resident bugboy, I'd be remiss not to include some six-legged friends too!

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the fine specimen seen in this video is a dobsonfly, a nocturnal insect attracted to bright lights as so many bugs are. He's brandishing some incredible mouthparts, which look quite dangerous. However, you have nothing to fear from him-they're far too unwieldy to bite down on human skin! Instead, he uses them to grasp a female during mating. Speaking of females-they can bite with their smaller mouthparts, so don't bother them too much! (It's almost a universal rule of the invertebrates that the female is bigger and more dangerous, so do as the males bugs do and appease them with little gifts of food. You might avoid having your head bitten off post coitus!)

It's a personal life goal of mine to encounter one of these, but I haven't managed it just yet. My closest encounter was with a fishfly, a close relative. If you live near water, keep an eye out for me! The larvae are aquatic and the adults don't stray far from a lake or pond. You might also find them if you like fishing, as the larvae, called hellgrammites, are often sold as bait!

Speaking of bugs with impressive appendages, check this guy out!

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This one, again a male, is a scorpionfly! You can see why he has that name, with that impressive stinger and all. But trust me, he's harmless and definitely not interested in stinging you. He can't-even though it happens to resemble a scorpion's tail, it's actually his genitals! That's right, scorpionflies let it hang out and they don't even care. The lady scorpionflies are presumably very impressed. What's really cool-and I didn't even know this until I started putting this OP together-is that the scorpionflies are closely related to fleas! Talk about diversity of form!

there's so much to talk about when it comes to invertebrates! After all, they outnumber us mammals far both in number of species and biomass! We could probably fill a thread just talking about beetles, if we wanted to. There are a lot of beetles.

I'll finish up by linking to some cool things, in case you've been inspired to learn more!

If you're interested in identifying a bug, or just looking at some great pictures, my favorite resources are whatsthatbug.com/ and bugguide.net. They're both great ways to figure out what species you've just seen in your yard. And then, if you're like me, it's also a good way to get consumed entirely for an afternoon.


Everyone loves cordyceps, the fungus that literally turns ants and other insects into brainwashed zombies. This video gets linked a lot, but I'd figured I'd put it in anyway in case you haven't seen it yet. Insect parasites are really fascinating-crickets in particular are hosts to another mind-controlling parasite that forces them to commit suicide by jumping into water, at which point the parasite emerges as a very, very long worm and reproduces. I'll spare you videos of that, but they're all over youtube, if you're interested.
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Finally, everyone should read this. It's a thrilling tale involving a species of giant stick insects that once were thought to be extinct, but had one remaining tiny population on what once was a volcano in the middle of the ocean. Surrounded by sharks. I'm not making this up.

So come into the parlor, as the spider said to the fly, pull up a seat, and talk about your favorite creepy-crawlies, whether they be spider, insect, snake, or something else entirely!

2B Or Not 2B [Nier: Automata]

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Nier: Automata is a game made by your favorite mask wearing developer Yoko Taro! It's a character action/open world/bullet hell game. You know one of those old chestnuts. This thread is probably a little late but I didn't see another one so here it is.

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I think Nier: Automata is a really special game and you should all play it if you get the chance!

Shrimp Dimps Season [RAP]

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RAP (CUBAN) LINX
http://uproxx.com/smokingsection/ -culture, links, mp3s, occasionally hilarious comment sections.
http://www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/ - mostly defunct, has an archive with lots of dead links but worth reading if you wanna dig deep.
http://tumblinerb.com/ -less defunct, same writer as cokeblunts, but filled with lots of hectoring, depressing shit, and young thug.
http://themartorialist.blogspot.com/ - lists of songs to play, tends to run a bit more obscure than the stuff I posted above in the spoiler
http://www.thefader.com/ - the website for a real good mag that covers a lot of up and comers as well as the more out there critical darlings.
http://pitchfork.com/ - do you like kanye? Because they do. A lot

Post some rap…now.

In this thread, we get our [Groove] on.

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Hey, so I looked around and stuff. And fuck me, I couldn't find a music thread.

I goddamn love music.

I love all good music. And if you're a human who breathes, you do too.

So let's get our jam on, and do that. I'll start.

Right now, I'm really rockin' on these guys:

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Here's what I'd like to avoid: Any kind of stupid "oh that sucks". If you don't like it, that's cool. You don't gotta tell me.
Instead, why don't you say: "That's cool, this is what I enjoy."

That way we can get around all the bullshit and just enjoy music. We could also talk about music. Like, something interesting you heard on the radio (since this is where Pop Music comes from). Or maybe a band did something cool (this happens occasionally). Or maybe you went and saw a rad show (I do this sometimes).

If you want to come in here and bag on someone, or a band, or a style of music... You can do that, but please don't. It just makes you a goose and a mean goose is scary as fuck. Ever seen one of those fuckers? All honkin' and waving their wings around for attention. Shit be scary.

Anyway, music.

What are you listening to?

Oh, I'm also not sure on having a thread with just a ton of embedded YouTube links, so if someone has some good guidelines, um... Post them. Otherwise, I'm sayin' like... 1 per post? Just, like, pick a song you really like and represents something, and link that. Don't link every song from the album you just bought. Let's be reasonable adults on the internet.

[Wolfenstein] Play it on Easy, pick Wyatt

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I've got a 14 hour drive, I've got a sinus infection, I haven't had a full night's sleep in eight months, so let's go people, cause I'm not doing this again

Did you not play Wolfenstein: The New Order?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

Remember when Doom came out last year and it was crazy good?

It was not the first id property to be completely revitalized like that

Wolfenstein: The New Order is one of the best-written and best-directed games out there, it's ludicrous how far above and beyond its station it plays at, AND it's still a really fun shooter

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Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is coming this October, and is doubling down on everything that made the first game successful

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These two games also lightly follow up on things introduced in the 2009 Activision & Raven Wolfenstein game, which isn't terrible so maybe give that a go sometime

Everyone is playing or replaying The New Order (which is $10 on Steam right now, hello) so instead of spreading it across 8 different threads, here it is

You must possess the power of the Augari to open this Secret Shamblers chest [SE++ WoW]

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HELLO WE ARE HORDE on Cho'gall!
<Shambler Milk> is the place to come if you'd like to be/punch a demon with SE++ers.

Instructions for joining:

1) Create a character on Cho'gall
2) /who Shambler Milk
3) Ask someone for a guild invite
4) Friends and family are welcome

Get an Authenticator you damn weiners
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Required Mods:

MilkGlass!

...that's it.

Oh, and this one:
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Raid Schedule:

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday (and Thursday)
All weekday raids remain at 8PM server/9PM EST/6PM PDT
(6PM server weekends)

Suggested Reading:

How to not be that guy in groups. Don't be that guy.

WoW Terminology. If you find yourself confused by the language of WoW, this is a good place to start.
How to Shamble in the Clysm

You like raids, yes? Well we got raids. Here are a few things that you need to do if you want to Shamble Raid.
  1. Download and install MilkGlass!
  2. Download and install Ventrilo. You don't need to have a mic, but you do need to be able to, and know how to listen.
  3. Download an up to date version of Deadly Boss Mods.
  4. Know your class. The Elitist Jerks Forums generally have good information for every class, so give some of their information a read through. You can also ask in guild and people will try to help.
  5. Have your gear properly gemmed and enchanted. Yes this costs gold. Tough shit, do it anyway. Don't be a Moopac.
  6. Be able to pay attention and think/act/react on your own.
  7. Have (at least) a rudimentary knowledge of the encounters in which you are about to partake.
Hey dudes I made a little UI guide thing for you bros that keep asking to help with yours. Uis are pretty personal things, no two Uis will be the same but I kinda want this to be like a starting point for you bros to get your Uis going.
Addons I use.

Bagnon
Button Facade
Chatter
Classtimer
Clique
Docsdebugrunes
Dominos
Doom Cooldown Pulse
Elkanos buff bars
Grid
Miks scrolling battle text
Obituary
Omen3
OmniCC
Quartz
Recount
SexyMap
SLData text
Tidy Plates
Tidy Plates: Threat plates
Tooltip on mouse
Xperl
DBM

Addons you better use if you're not a Feeg

Milkglass (its for butts)

Thats a good number off Addons I suppose, if you don't feel comfortable using all those at the same time or don't think you need to uses some of them thats fine. Start slow, Changing your entire UI in a day can take some getting used to so if you just want to ease yourself in then by all means be a babbie.

HOW I MINE FOR ADDON?!?!

Here I'll tell you how I set up my various Addons just as kind of a reference, If you don't like the way I Set my stuff you can change it to your liking or send a complaint to mirren. I'll also put picture I guess.

Bagnon: just Set it and forget it. It also lets you see whats in the bags of all your characters just by selecting the little portrait of yourself in the corner and switching to another toon.
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Button Facade: Add a border to your buttons. Make it so you do have a border. Do what ever you feel is right with your bars. No real set up need, just find the button facade menu in your addons panel and choose which on you want
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ClassTimer: I love classtimer, not only does it show any buff or debuff you want on your target, it also does the same for you, your pet, and your focus! I set mine to be just above my bars, and make them stack up in stead of down. To add buffs or debuffs to tracking just go into timers-->extra--> then add the spell you want.
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Clique: lets you easily bind stuff to keys or key combos or mouse buttons or key and mouse button combos. The possibilities are endless! Setting your binds is straight forward and clique even has a little tutorial.

Docsdebugrunes: awesome for Dks compact addon that tell you all you need to know bout DK stuff like rune cooldowns duration of the infusion buff on your ghoul, size of the next blood shield if you choose to deathstrike after a hit. Its awesome

Dominos: I love dominos, perhaps my favorite addon, you can do pretty much anything you can think of with your bars and its easy to use.
Here is my set up You might not like they way I have my bars set but this is just an example.

Action Bar 1
Size: 12
Column: 6
Spacing: 13
Padding: 3
Scale: 122

Action Bar 2
Same as above

Action Bar 3
Size: 6
Columns: 6
Spacing: 30
Padding: 1
Scale: 77

Action Bar 4
Same as 3

Bar: 5
Size: 12
Columns: 12
Spacing:4
Padding: 2
Scale:86

Bars 6-10 are unused for but you can do with them what you will
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These are numbers are scaled to my monitor so they might be a little different then what you desire but you can fiddle with them till they are right.

Elkanos Buff Bars: My preferred replacement for the blizzard buff icon. Pretty straightforward set up. Just drag it yo where ever you desire, you can add or remove buffs that you want to track through the options menu
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Grid: Grid is awesome, I use it as a party/raid frames replacement but its also invaluable for telling who has aggro, who's dying, Who's dead, incoming heals, who has what debuff and a bunch of other junk. Setting up grid is an adventure in and of itself but thats more for healers and I assume they already know what to do. The base version of Grid works just fine as a party/raidframe. Set up can be a bit daunting just because of the sheer number of menus and sub menus but its pretty simple to set up once you get past them.
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Omen3: Aggro meter. Useful for tanks and DPS who don't want to pull aggro and die like chumps (Revash). Pretty much set and forget unless you want to tweak the visuals. I personally have it set to transparent along with recount.

Recount: Dps meter to show how bad you are, why are you so bad, do 2k more dps.
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SexyMap: Map mod lets you put all kinds of pretty borders and shit around your map. Also allows you to move it away from the top corner postion. I use the simple square preset because I don't like a lot of bullshit around my map. Maps are serious goddamn business and anyone who tells you otherwise is a communist sympathizer
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SLData Text: This is a replacement for the regular menu bar, the one that shows your latency and all that other junk you hardly ever look at. To get to the config for this you have to type /sldt.
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Tidy Plates and Tidy Plates: Threat Plates: the semicoloning pt 2 race to shoe mountain: Name plate mod that rules. They aren't as useless as the blizzard ones. They show who has aggro on what how much aggro, cast bars and other life saving tips.

ToolTip on mouse: it puts the tool tips on your cursor.

Deadly boss mods: Derp

Xperl: A UnitFrame mod that lets you change and move all the unit frames ever. I have mine set to not show party or raid frames because I use Grid for that. To navigate to the config menu just type /xperl and away you go.
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Once you set up all your addons and stuff you might have a cool UI like this or a horrible abomination, Who knows?
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If I missed something let me know, or if you need help or something.


Guild Roster

The Officers:

Lord Dave - Mirren - Mage - Queen of the Guild
EclipsedPlanet - Montina - Paladin - Consort
Ranlin - Alendra - Druid - Weh Wemh
Radius - Kyira - Rogue - Hates you
Metacortex - Nobarg - Warrior - Grabby
Javen - Javen - Rogue
Lock Robster! - Eits - Druid
Rhylith - Rhylith - Shaman
Ruer - Mintaka - Warrior
Dely Apple - Pipette - Hunter - 106.3, Radio KDLY
Bogey - ******** - Paladin

Master of Feegs:
Nikolai - Higgins - Butt

The Plebeians:

Dys - Dystopian - Shaman
captaink - Knut - Shaman
Balefuego - Baledar - Shaman
Opalcat - Pittpolecat - Warlock
SA - Revash - Warlock
Bucketman - Skragg - Warrior
Belruel - Belruen - Priest
Laurrie - Aladorn - Death Knight
Gatsby - Jerne - Hunter
Naphtali - Naphtali - Priest
Mitten - Cless - Priest
GRMike - Borrock - Paladin
Sarukun - Kerokoa - Druid
Bytoady - Toadles - Warrior
The Geebs that is a Mod - Vonne - Priest
Slow - Nsfw - Rogue
Langly - Cuthburt - Paladin
Animal Companion - Xenomortis - Rogue
Cilla Black - Urdahlia - Priest
Zucchini - Zucchini - Druid
Blankspace - Blankasaurus - Hunter
Manifest - Manif - Paladin
Callius - Callius - Paladin
Wubblewoo - Wubblewoo - Paladin
Ranx - Vamrithis - Priest
Shabooty - Ooty - Druid
Aphostile - Ephostile - Druid
Tsplitter - Rasmius - Warrior
Swill - Swills - Paladin
Deaconblues - Normanus - Priest
Shadowthomas - Xangia - Paladin
Scosglen - Barnago - Warlock
End - Zaraleiriria - Warlock
Uriel - Rotshank - Rogue
Yukira - Leliana - Paladin

The Babbies:

That Dave Fella - Dafella - Shaman
Vargas Prime - Vhargas - Paladin
Fearghaill - Euryale - Warlock
Andrew Ryan - Dryan - Death Knight
The Stig - Ursine - Druid
Stale - Stizz - Warrior
Asmodei - Fahren - Warlock
Baywatch - Crossbuster - Rogue
Professor Snugglesworth - Jordinand - Druid
Quoth - Lydda - Hunter
SabreMau - Charvanek - Paladin
SLyM - Davl - Druid
Munkus Beaver - Munkus - Druid
I Win Swordfights! - Korovan - Paladin
??? - Snrub - Druid
Sara Lynn - Odella - Rogue
joshua1numbers - Trollishness - Druid
Isoldae - Isomon - Warlock
Modedieu: 70's Shaman

Along with all the friends and families of Shamblers.

MISSING:

Derrick - ??? - ???

Shamblers of Yore:

Meissnerd - Stop healing him
makershot - Rubenesque - Shaman
Drool - Remmos - Baby with a beard
WhiskeyBiznass - Gwency - Rogue
Omegasquash - Omegasquash - Paladin
Fallout - TOMCRUISE - DK
Frylockholmes - Valikriss - Warrior
Aburnflags - Vilmon - Paladin
Preachermeat - Krythlynn - Paladin
Joah - Chatturgha - Shaman
Linksville - Franksville - Druid
Kusuguttai - Kusu - Warlock
futility - Shekhina - Hunter
SkankPlaya - Vaklempt - Warlock
Fandyien - Fandyien - Priest
World as Myth - Yosephine - Rogue
Captain Cthulu - Naporeon - Paladin
Neville - Nevga - DK
SithDrummer - Arkjin - Hunter
Hoodie - Avataar - Hunter
Aslan - Pysek - Mage
Owenashi - Kaziel - Warrior
Backwards - Sdraw - Mage
Centipede - Ravkaras - warlock
Roahgnar - Anjin-San - Warrior
Jes is a - jessaissa - Mage

If you aren't on the list it's because I don't like you / haven't updated the list since ~2009

Are you new? Check some of this stuff out so you won't be awful.
Curse Gaming: World of Warcraft mod depository. If it's a WoW mod it's probably here.

Wowhead: The best database for WoW hands-down.

MMO-Champion: The go-to site for patch and PTR news.

WoW Insider: The Kotaku of WoW. Slower news than everyone else, and a lot of crappy articles, but occasionally a rare gem.

Elitist Jerks Forums: Wondering whether haste or crit is better for you? EJ has had their results on that published in scientific journals.

Pet Collectors: Compendium for vanity pets. What pets exist, and how to get them.

Pettopia: Compendium for hunter pets. What pets exist, and how to get them

Mount Up!: Compendium for mounts. What riding pets exist and how to get them.

Wow Wiki: The largest known database of WoW lore outside of Owenashi geocities page.

Goodbye Northrend, we will miss your icy mountains majesty above the zombied plains
I totally updated the thread, prove I didn’t, eat a butt complainers

Shouting your friend's names like it's 2006, .hack//G.U. Last Recode!

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Holy shit this is out tomorrow! .hack//G.U. Last Recode is an HD collection of all three G.U. games, plus a brand new fourth volume (that probably is a lot shorter). I'm super pumped, both because these are some of my favorite games ever, and also because the original PS2 discs are damn expensive.

So what is .hack//G.U. ?

.hack//G.U. is a series of three games following Haseo as he searches for the mysterious Player Killer (i.e. a ganker/greifer) Tri-Edge, in the fictional MMO The World R:2, who killed his best friend Shino in game and put her player into a coma in real life. Things sort of spiral out of control from their. Excitment! Intrigue! Conspiracies! Trolling! Why do people keep playing games that routinely put people into comas!?

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Pictured: a humongous fucking edgelord

Ok but aren't there a ton of .hack things though? Won't I be confused?

There are a lot of .hack things! But most of them don't matter much in relation to G.U.

First is the original 4 games, .hack//Infection, Mutation, Outbreak, and Quarantine. These games star a boy named Kite, who is attacked by a strange monster and finds a bracelet that lets him both hack the MMO he is playing, The World, and fix bugs and glitches in it. He also is on a quest to save his friend who was put into a coma, the player of the character Orca. Along the way he has run in's with Balmung, a player trying to fix the game as well, and together with a lot of other characters they eventually defeat the virus monsters, stop a doomsday prophecy, and make friends with an AI named Aura.

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Kite, Orca, and Balmung

Wiki plot dump
In .hack//Infection, Kite's friend Orca invites him to play The World. In the first dungeon they visit, they encounter a girl in white, Aura, being chased by a humanoid monster. Aura tries to entrust Orca with an item called "the Book of Twilight", but the monster attacks him, crashing The World's servers. Kite's player discovers that Yasuhiko, Orca's player, has fallen comatose after the attack, and resolves to discover the cause.[18] Kite meets BlackRose, who takes him to a cathedral where they are attacked by a headless swordsman. The legendary player Balmung appears and defeats it, but the monster revives itself as a Data Bug.[5] The Book of Twilight then activates, altering Kite's character data and giving him the Twilight Bracelet. He uses its Data Drain to correct the swordsman's code, allowing Balmung to kill it. Balmung accuses Kite of causing the viral infection spreading through the game, and leaves.[19] Kite and BlackRose decide to cooperate to help the coma victims. After investigating a number of leads, Kite and BlackRose track down Skeith, the creature that put Orca into a coma. They defeat Skeith, but it transforms into a larger enemy called Cubia, from which they escape.[20]

In .hack//Mutation, Kite and BlackRose encounter system administrator Lios, who declares Kite's bracelet to be an illegal hack.[21] He tries to delete Kite's character data, but fails due to Kite's data being encrypted by the Book of Twilight. Helba intervenes, and convinces Lios to observe Kite for the time being.[22] Lios directs them to an area where they find Innis, a monster with powers similar to Skeith's. Upon defeating Innis, Kite receives an e-mail from Aura, who reveals that she is an AI. They travel to an area to meet her; but Cubia attacks them, and they repel the monster with difficulty.[23] Short on leads, they contact Wiseman, who is intrigued by Kite's bracelet. He suggests that Skeith and Innis are based on the "Cursed Wave", an antagonistic force featured in the poem Epitaph of Twilight, upon which The World is based. Wiseman helps grant them access to Net Slum, a place known as a paradise for hackers and wandering AIs. Upon arrival, another Cursed Wave monster called Magus attacks them. They defeat it and return to the Root Town, where they discover that the computer virus has spread to The World's main servers and into the real world.[24][25]

In .hack//Outbreak, Balmung realizes that he cannot end the situation on his own, and joins Kite's quest.[26] BlackRose tells Kite that her brother became comatose under similar circumstances as Orca, which renews both characters' determination.[16] Wiseman formulates a plan to combat the Cursed Wave, enlisting Helba's assistance. Their teamwork destroys the Wave monster Fidchell, but the aftermath causes networks in the real world to malfunction.[27] Aura contacts Kite again, but their meeting is cut short by Cubia's reappearance. Lios, observing Cubia's power, agrees to join Kite, Helba, and the others to combat the Cursed Wave.[17] In the resulting operation, the team pools their resources to defeat another Wave monster called Gorre, with no repercussions in the real world.[28]

.hack//Quarantine sees the current server becoming increasingly unstable. To fix the problem, Helba replaces it with a copy of the Net Slum.[29] At the bottom of a dungeon, Kite encounters Mia, a member of his party. He discovers that Mia is actually another Cursed Wave monster named Macha, whom he reluctantly defeats.[30] Meanwhile, Cubia grows stronger, and Kite's team barely fends off its latest attack. In contrast, Operation Orca is a success as they destroy Tarvos, the next Wave monster. Kite seeks the advice of Harald Hoerwick, the creator of the game who survives beyond death through his AI incarnations. Aura appears and hints that Cubia is the "shadow" of Kite's Twilight Bracelet.[31] Cubia ambushes them and destroys the AI Harald. In their final battle, Kite recalls Aura's hint and has BlackRose destroy the bracelet, causing Cubia to fade away. Without the bracelet, the final Wave member, Corbenik, ambushes the party in Net Slum Root Town. With the aid of the spirits of the coma victims, Kite penetrates Corbenik's barrier. Aura sacrifices herself to end the battle, restoring the network to normal and reviving all the coma victims.

At some point after the games, an unkown party attacks the company that runs The World and destroys most of the games servers in a fire. It goes offline for a while and is eventually rebooted as The World R:2

Also these games are bad, and very expensive, and you shouldn't play them.

Also also, their is a party member named Elk, who is friends with a cat lady named Mia, and is very sad when she turns out to be a virus monster and they have to kill her. Just, uh, keep that in your pocket going forward.

The other thing that ties into G.U. is the prequel anime .hack//Roots. It is EXTREMELY bad and poorly paced and don't bother watching it.

All you need to know about it is that a fresh to the game Haseo meets a man named Ovan and his assistant Shino. Ovan get's captured by a guild that wants his unique character data. Shino gets iced by Tri-Edge. And Haseo becomes obsessed with getting stronger to get revenge, clears a super hard dungeon solo earning him a unique power-up, and then goes a bit crazy and starts murdering his way across the game looking for Tri-Edge. Which leads straight into the first G.U. game.

Wiki plot dump
".hack//Roots" follows the tale of Haseo, a black 'Adept Rogue'(a class that can use multiple types of weapons) and member of the "Twilight Brigade",a small guild created within "The World R:2." In the year 2015, the CC Corporation's building burned down, and with it, most of the existing data for "The World." By splicing in data from what would have potentially been another game with what remained of "The World" after the fire, CC Corp. created "The World R:2" and released it in 2016. The main revisions in this release were that the game allowed for guild and PvP(player vs player) play.

Haseo logs into The World R:2 for the first time and falls victim to the PKers (player-killers) that reside within the game. He is saved by Ovan, who prompts him to join the Twilight Brigade alongside Sakisaka, Tabby and Shino, who are in search of finding "The Key of the Twilight." However, a popular guild named "TaN" obstructs the Twilight Brigade in its mission and is attempting to obtain Ovan's unique character data. The Twilight Brigade has discovered special items, known as 'Virus Cores', and believed them to be the path to finding "The Key of the Twilight" and went to find them all. Once the Twilight Brigade had acquired all 6 cores, the guild headed out to use them in one of the "Lost Ground"s, after figuring out that the two were connected to one another.

However, the group discovers that this was all a trap laid by the members of TaN in order to capture Ovan. With Ovan gone and no sign of the Key of the Twilight, the Twilight Brigade disband and previous members, such as B-set and Gord, quit the game entirely. Soon after, Shino is killed within the game by a mysterious PKer named "Tri-Edge". This somehow puts her into a coma in the real world, which devastates Haseo. Haseo then begins training in order to get strong enough to defeat Tri-Edge and save Shino from her real-life coma. Through this ordeal, Haseo becomes obsessed with power and ends up as a Player-Killer-Killer(PKK), in an effort to find information on Tri-edge. When Haseo competes in a special event that promises a special reward, he gains a new power, but his mind is corrupted and he begins to kill PKers with yet more aggression, gaining him the title of "The Terror of Death."

So are these games good?

Yep! Last recode is also making a lot of nice changes, like smoothing out the leveling curve and adding cheats that will let you just blaze through and see the story if you want.

I'm excited, you should be excited, let's all play a guy playing a fake MMO! WOOOO!

Stand Up Comedy Thread

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Alright, so at my job I sit and process applications for Healthcare for the state... I'm going to be working about 60 hours a week for the foreseeable future.

The good thing is I can listen to Spotify. I find that stand up comedy is one of my favorite things to listen to to pass the time.

So let's discuss awesome comedians... If they are on Spotify that's a bonus!

I'll get us started!

I'm going to start with my all-time favorite.

Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

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John Mulaney is great and does a mean Ice T impression

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Jim Gaffigan does jokes that fat dads can relate to so it's perfect for me

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Mike Birbiglia can spin a hilarious yarn

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Ali Wong is fantastic and relatable if you've ever been a pregnant Asian woman

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Then you've got your classics, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy... A lot of these guys go to some unfortunate places with their comedy but it was OK back in the 80's!

So yeah, let's discuss great comedians that might be on Spotify for me to listen to.



The Thread at the End of the [Steven Universe] - New Episodes Nov 10!

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Steven Universe is a show about a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman, an Onion, and My Dad. It's also about friendship, compassion, and how sometimes a family is three alien gemstones and their adopted half-human/half-gemstone son. The extended theme song tells you everything you need to know to get started (spoilers for season two):

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The show is currently on hiatus after airing the first four episodes of Season Five. Cartoon Network hasn't announced when the show's coming back, but they have released a trailer for the next episode:

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While we wait for new episodes (and the upcoming video game "Steven Universe: Save the Light") you can use this thread to talk about old episodes, post fan art, discuss news, and generally just hang out and be cool.
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