(I was originally going to post the full song, but it turns out the second verse has transphobia in it. Hooray!)
Come on in, have a drink, and rest a spell.
Want to play some DnD? We've got a table where you can join right in!
Prefer something more intimate? You just play one-on-one.
Want to talk TV? How about Star Trek?
Or maybe some nostaglic kids' TV talk? How about Power Rangers?
Maybe general sci-fi is more your speed. We can do that.
Or perhaps you just want to talk videogames? That's cool, so do we.
Or you can just chill and talk about your favorite podcasts that didn't spawn from this forum. That's cool, too, I guess.