One doesn't need to be a rocket scientist to see this one coming. I've been thinking to myself for years that life in the seas won't take our abuse all too much longer. This shit's been irreversibly doomed for decades, as far as I see it. The writing on the wall just becomes big enough for everyone to read it clearly now.
However, micro organisms such as krill and sea plankton might actually increase due to climate change and pollution. Which got me thinking, whoever genetically modifies or breeds sea mammals to flourish in these apocalyptic conditions, such as manatees, and turns them into micro organism gobblin' protein producing machines will soon make a fortune with sea bacon (tastes like shrimp) and sea milk (tastes like clam chowder). Rebrand the manatees or whatever as *Sea Hogs*, the pork of the seven seas.
Really, the only half-way humane way to stop this disastrous trend of pollution, overpopulation? The only surefire way of putting an end to world hunger and poverty, and all its hideous consequences? Chemically neuter and spay all of humanity, so only those with the wealth and the unfaltering will to procrate actually can and will procreate artificially. Keep this up for a couple of generations, and the wretched poor and hungry will go unborn, world population will decline and ultimately stagnate at a hopefully sustainable number, and our species will have a fighting chance to ward off impending doom and the oblivion of the total extinction.
Take this all with a huge grain of salt. It's more of a jest than actual conviction, but to a certain degree, I think I can stand by some of this horrendous shit as factual. This direction of thinking is actually where feasible solutions for the bigger predicaments of humanity could be found, short of completely overthrowing current limitations and paradigms with revolutionary science and extreme economic prowess.
What say you? And also, go watch Channel 4's Utopia, if you haven't already, which plays with these types of ideas and perspectives and concepts in a highly entertaining manner.