Oh, this lamp I ordered off of Etsy showed up today and I love it, but it's just so very dusty! Let's just give it a nice rub here OH GOOD GOD
I AM THE BEING INSIDE THE LAMP. GIVE ME THREE REQUESTS, AND I SHALL GRANT THEM.
Hmm, how about a touching tale of a boy and animal best friend?
After that, I'd like a full remake of a landmark game in history!
And finally, I'd like the next entry in a long-dormant cult franchise, thought never to return!
THY WILL BE DONE. EXCLUSIVELY ON PLAYSTATION. KIND OF. OKAY, CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP-SIDE, BRO. CHECK BACK IN LIKE, 2 YEARS.