It's Cinco de Mayo! Which roughly translates to "That day in America everyone does shots of tequila, drinks Corona (optional), and overall gets flat out drunk.
It's also my birthday! But as a cruel twist of fate, I can't drink not even once. So you have to drink even more!
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Talk about yonder plans of nighttime festivities that you shall attend! Discuss drunken stories of ribaldry! Etc.! It's Cinco de Mayo! The day we stole from Mexican culture to turn into a day where we just flat out drink!
It's also my birthday! But as a cruel twist of fate, I can't drink not even once. So you have to drink even more!
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Talk about yonder plans of nighttime festivities that you shall attend! Discuss drunken stories of ribaldry! Etc.! It's Cinco de Mayo! The day we stole from Mexican culture to turn into a day where we just flat out drink!