SHOW ME WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIVE (Set to the tune of Show Me How To Live by Audioslave)
"Hello, welcome to my home. I hope you enjoy the tour."
"Here is my front door. This is how you get into my house. My door has a magic lock that requires a cat's eye, a statue of a peeing boy, and a special 4 digit code."
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"If we turn around, you can see my garage, and see my WHIP! The lighting sucks."
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"Upon entering there is a hallway that I forgot to photograph that leads to this small half bath. That toilet paper is used to wipe poop from butts."
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"This is where I cook and clean dishes. That red tupperware has one cupcake leftover in it. You can't have it."
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"That small pantry has snacks in it. Still can't have any."
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"The money shot! Inside of the fridge and freezer! Some delicious stuff and some not so delicious stuff."
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"Here is the dining room where we eat food prepared in the kitchen."
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"Next we will head downstairs into the living room. We're in the market for a new couch. We put the old one downstairs in the theater room. We'll be heading that way soon."
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"The 55" TV that is basically used for viewing Paw Patrol. Also, a NIGHTHAWK ROUTER!"
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"Turn around and you'll see my older son's desk."
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"Here is the view out of my back patio door."
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"Now we head downstairs into the media room."
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"The media/theater room where I spend most of my time and do all of my homework...which I should be doing right now but instead I'm making this thread."
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"Off to the side of the media room is the laundry room which I refer to as "THE DUNGEON" or "THE MURDERROOM"
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"Now we will head upstairs to the bedrooms."
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"This is the ugliest bathroom you will ever see. It's one of the first things we'll be redoing."
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"This is where the magic happens. Also, FUCK MAKING BEDS!"
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"Here is the bedroom TV where I watch a lot of shows and sometimes I bring my PS4 up here like it is right now."
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"The kids room along with my old Xbox 360 and their little 29" TV. Like I said before, FUCK MAKING BEDS!"
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"My son's collection of Ponies and some Clifford Books."
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"And finally...my view right now."
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"Thanks for taking the tour with me. I hope you enjoyed my home. Now it is time to post where you live."
"Hello, welcome to my home. I hope you enjoy the tour."
"Here is my front door. This is how you get into my house. My door has a magic lock that requires a cat's eye, a statue of a peeing boy, and a special 4 digit code."
"If we turn around, you can see my garage, and see my WHIP! The lighting sucks."
"Upon entering there is a hallway that I forgot to photograph that leads to this small half bath. That toilet paper is used to wipe poop from butts."
"This is where I cook and clean dishes. That red tupperware has one cupcake leftover in it. You can't have it."
"That small pantry has snacks in it. Still can't have any."
"The money shot! Inside of the fridge and freezer! Some delicious stuff and some not so delicious stuff."
"Here is the dining room where we eat food prepared in the kitchen."
"Next we will head downstairs into the living room. We're in the market for a new couch. We put the old one downstairs in the theater room. We'll be heading that way soon."
"The 55" TV that is basically used for viewing Paw Patrol. Also, a NIGHTHAWK ROUTER!"
"Turn around and you'll see my older son's desk."
"Here is the view out of my back patio door."
"Now we head downstairs into the media room."
"The media/theater room where I spend most of my time and do all of my homework...which I should be doing right now but instead I'm making this thread."
"Off to the side of the media room is the laundry room which I refer to as "THE DUNGEON" or "THE MURDERROOM"
"Now we will head upstairs to the bedrooms."
"This is the ugliest bathroom you will ever see. It's one of the first things we'll be redoing."
"This is where the magic happens. Also, FUCK MAKING BEDS!"
"Here is the bedroom TV where I watch a lot of shows and sometimes I bring my PS4 up here like it is right now."
"The kids room along with my old Xbox 360 and their little 29" TV. Like I said before, FUCK MAKING BEDS!"
"My son's collection of Ponies and some Clifford Books."
"And finally...my view right now."
"Thanks for taking the tour with me. I hope you enjoyed my home. Now it is time to post where you live."